Awkward Teachers + I Hate eye contact= P.A.I.N

Hey guys,

WARNING: LONG POST

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem staring you down if I have to- or if you are a perv. But I hate having to share eye contact with my teachers. Especially my art and computer science teachers! They are so awkward!

Example A)
We went upstairs to our computer science classroom to upload some pictures, and for some reason, instead of letting us focus on why we were there- my Computer science teacher decides he wants to give us an extra 'lesson' after school. It was soo awkward because my friends were smart enough to NOT make eye contact with him, but there I was, thinking 'let's just give this man a break' and I gave him a quick glance. unfortunately that was all it took. He held my gaze for about ten minutes because he had no one else to look at. And yes. I did try to break it by looking at the ground, but he kept on looking, so I eventually had to look back up and pretend to listen by nodding and saying 'mmhhmm'

Example B)
After school (the next day) my friends decided to stay behind again- but this time it was for art. We wen't down to the art room, because we are currently doing this project for school, and today the teacher decides that he is going to speak to us. For many of you reading this, you probably think 'what's the big deal?' You clearly haven't spoken to my art teacher. I don't know why I'm always the idiot that decides to make eye contact with teachers, but I did. And he, like my computer science teacher, HELD IT. He just kept on chatting and chatting and it was soo awkward. I don't know why. Maybe it's because he tends to break in between his sentences or because he stands really straight, so he just LOOKS awkward. I really don't know.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.- CHARLES LAMB

Ender's Game

Hey guys,

WARNING: LONG POST

In my Halloween post, I told you that I was going to post about Ender's Game, so here it is.

Today, I was supposed to meet up with my two friends Zoe and Maya at 11:00 so we watch the movie Ender's Game- but I arrived at her house twenty minutes late (I basically left my house at 11:00). When I got to her house, her mom said that they left twenty minutes ago. I was so depressed, but I wen't to the bus stop anyway and guess what? They were there. Then we waited two minutes for our bus to come (bear in mind that the time was now 11:30) which was the time that the movie was supposed to start. We arrived at the movies thirty minutes late, but THANK GOD for the adverts, because we got into the movie at 12:00 and apparently, we had five minutes to spare.

It was a really good movie- even though I was quite reluctant to watch it. I didn't really like the trailer, but this movie (unlike many others that I have watched) is worth watching in the movies. I'd also like to add that I would give it a rating of 4 out of 5.

This is the plot of the movie:

The International Military seek out a leader who can save the human race from an alien attack. Ender Wiggin, a brilliant young mind, is recruited and trained to lead his fellow soldiers into a battle that will determine the future of Earth.

And for those of you who haven't already watched it, here is the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0cUBi4hwE

P.s. I was SOOO ANGRY that we had to watch this movie because we could have watched Thor 2- but my friend said that her dad was going to take her to watch it. AAHHHHH!! Still soo angry. I missed out of Chris Hemsworth.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
 Anonymous-coolfunnyquotes 

Halloween

Hey guys,

So today is Halloween. Yeah, I'm not a big fan. I hate idea of people walking around in masks, unless I'm in some kind of Wrestling Heaven.
I expected the little children around my area (who are non existent) to go trick or treating, but they haven't showed up yet..... When I think about it, I'm really glad that no-one has come because I haven't bought any sweats.

Anywhoo, I wen't to go and watch Ender's Game with two of my friends today- will tell you about it in my next post.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous-coolfunnyquotes

Liam and Chris Hemsworth

Hey guys,

Have any of your ever watched one of the below?:

• Thor 
• The Avengers Assemble
• Thor 2
• The Hunger Games

etc, etc. There's one thing these movies have in common- have you guessed yet? Liam and Chris Hemsworth. HOT. ATTRACTIVE.NOT MY TYPE. But I figured that you guys may like them, so here you go.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes 

Embarassed- Cheaters Never Win

Hey guys,

This happened last Monday, but I forgot to post about it.

          Here's some background information- I take Computer science as part as my GCSEs.
So basically, last week my teacher set us homework  but I didn't understand it, so I asked two of my friends that had already done their homework to "help" me. I submitted the homework and things were going really well- until this Monday. I entered my classroom thinking that everything was cool but it wasn't. Five minutes into the lesson, my teacher decides that for the first time ever, we were going to show the highest scores from our homework on the board. I was one of the highest scoring students out of two (one being a computer genius). Then he decided that he was going to call me up to the front of the class to explain my answers. I had NO IDEA what to say or do, so I just stood up there (like the awesome person I am) and improvised. A lot of my explanations for the work was 'guesswork'.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.
David Lynch 

PRANKSTER

Hey guys,

Sorry that I haven't posted in a week or two, my internet has been down- ikr? how have I survived? Good question. This was nothing compared to the time I was moving from Abu Dhabi back to London. My dad shut the internet off early, so I was stuck without any entertainment for almost a month.
Anywhoo, the good thing is that now I have more stories to share and what not.

Okay, the whole point of this post was to tell you about the prank four my friends did on my other friend. We took out 20 close-up photos of her face (that she posted on our school computer science website); copy and pasted them onto Microsoft word; typed 'WANTED' and 'REWARD: A SNICKERS BAR' (her favorite chocolate) on them, then we printed them out and stuck them around the classroom. FYI- THIS WAS NOT, AND I REPEAT- WAS NOT USED FOR THE PURPOSE OF BULLYING. IT WAS A PRANK.

She almost caught us because she had an after school club and was heading to class to put her PE kit back in her locker. We panicked and said 'Sorry, you can't go up to class, miss just kicked us out. She said no-one is allowed back in because she's working. You will have to put your bag in your locker tomorrow'' I don't know why, but she believed us and wen't home.

So, the next day- everyone walks in surprised to see her face on the walls and doors of our room . When my friend walked in, she was laughing so much- which was great because the prank could have gone south VERY quickly, and she could have turned into the incredible hulk.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle 

GTA Vs. COD

Hey guys,

So, I was having a debate with my friend. She claims that GTA games are better than COD games. Come on- COME ON. We know that she's wrong- dont we? Now, I've played them both and Grand Theft Auto is really fun to play, but it gets boring and kind of routine- but that's just my opinion. On the other (very beautiful) hand, you've got Call Of Duty. Which is full of action packed fun and you can play with and against random people, fight zombies, humans- whatever. You get to change things up!

What game do you think is better? Be honest with yourself.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best.
John C. Maxwell 

Despicable Me 2

Hey guys,

I yesterday I watched Despicable Me 2. It was good- but don't make fun of me. I know it came out a while ago, but who cares? I would rate this movie a three star because it wasn't the best animated movie I've watched. Moving on, for those of you who haven't watched it, here is the plot:

Gru, the ex-supervillain is adjusting to family life and an attempted honest living in the jam business, a secret Arctic laboratory is stolen. The Anti-Villain League decides it needs an insider's help and recruits Gru in the investigation. Together with the eccentric AVL agent, Lucy Wilde, Gru concludes that his prime suspect is the presumed dead supervillain, El Macho, whose his teenage son is also making the moves on his eldest daughter, Margo. Seemingly blinded by his over protectiveness of his children and his growing mutual attraction to Lucy, Gru seems on the wrong track even as his minions are being quietly kidnapped en route for some malevolent purpose. 

Here is the trailer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwXbtZXjbVE

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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 If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
- MILTON BERLE

Sight seeing 2: Pervert Alert!!

Hey guys,

This post is shorter than the last- I promise.

So whilst we were at the Tate Modern, I saw this REALLY attractive guy (he's not my type though).... But I still turned on the camera; hit the record button, walked past him casually; and took a video anyway- like nothing strange was going on. Does this make me an amateur pervert? Nope. I was just admiring Gods' work.

P.S. I still have the video.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
- RITA RUDNER

Sight Seeing 1: lost- worth reading all. Trust me

Hey guys,

WARNING: EXTRA LONG POST
Don't be discouraged by its length.

Today is officially the longest day of my life. I met up with two of my friends at 11:00am so we could go to the cathedral and the Tate Modern to take photographs for our artwork. That was probably the least complicated part of our trip. So ...I don't even know where to start. We took a bus, two stops to the cathedral and started walking. We were really deep into the area when my friends' camera stopped working because of the batteries, so we basically had to wonder around for ten minutes looking for a shop that sold batteries (IK, you would have thought that every shop sold batteries).
     

 After we bought some batteries, it was raining so we went into the cathedral. That was alright because we wanted to get some images of the stained glass windows anyway. Bare in mind that this is a Saturday morning, so we walk into the cathedral and there is a service going on. Turns out that some people are being accepted into the church, so we have to sit at the back. Things get really awkward really fast when we start taking the pictures because all you can hear in the, otherwise silent, cathedral is *click* *click*.

          Now picture us outside again (I know you can't because you don't know what I look like, but use your imagination- be generous). Anywhoo, we were walking along and saw this accordion player with the BLUEST of eyes, I mean I could literally swim in them. We gave him a pound (money, not a beating) and told him how great he was, then he blushed (I think). 

          

 Stay with me- I'm not even half way through the story yet. Moving on from the accordion player, I almost died. Yep, you heard right. A car was coming around the corner but I wasn't looking- luckily my friend (who always seams to be around at these crucial times) saved my butt.
After my near death experience, we wen't into the market and it was pretty darn crowded. The crowd slowly drifted away but it turns out that that wasn't a good thing because there was this drunk man that approached me, and our conversation went like this:

Man: (In a slurred voice) Have you got money?
Me: No, sorry
Man: Oh, Your very beautiful by the way
(That's when I ran for the hills)

Moving on, we stopped to pose in front of this really neat looking ship, when this random man appeared and started talking to my friend (aka photograph taker at the time). He tried to give her a hug, and was getting 'all up in her grill' (cue laughter) whilst we were standing there, awkwardly posing- not to worry, it turns out that he was her uncle.

I'm going to sum up the rest of our journey. Basically, we walk around for four hours trying to find the Tate Modern. We find a wishing fountain; make a wish then move on. Then we find the Tate FINALLY but only spend an hour there because we're tired. We buy a cup-of-nuts but it tastes disgusting and is a total waste of £2. We eventually end up going home at seven pm with over 500 photographs.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous- coolfunnyquotes

Eye Candy take 2

Hey guys,

In my previous post 'Inception vs. Now You See Me' I discussed (why do I sound so formal?) posting another 'Eye candy' post because I realized I was kinda just focusing that post on my female viewers.... My bad.

Anywhoo, here's some eye candy. You welcome... Enjoy!

Adriana Lima



Mila Kunis


Oh! I forgot to mention that I have made a few changes to my blog page. I have added countdowns to a few movies. Are there any movies that you wan't to see a countdown for? let me know.

P.S. As you can see above, I threw a model into the mix.. Your welcome.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Steven Wright 

Inception vs. Now You See Me

Hey guys,

Before you read on: WARNING LONG POST

Yesterday I was discussing what an awesome movie Now You See Me is my friends- when one of them decides to say "Inception was better".....
What?! Irk? The insult. Inception was a really good movie, I'l give it that, if it wasn't good, I wouldn't have it on DVD- but it wasn't amazing. The only thinking/puzzle solving I had to do whilst watching the movie was at the end... Did the spinning top mean that they were in reality or in lala land? I don't know. But in Now You See Me, it kept me guessing until the jail scene (I won't go into that) where we found out who THE guy was.

Anywhoo... Ha! I can't stop laughing. I just showed my mum my blog page and she was getting all heated up. This is our conversation:

Mum- 'Who are those men?'
Me- 'Actors'
Mum- 'Why are they there? What are their names? What do they do?'
Me- 'I'm giving my readers eye candy.... They act'
Mum- 'hmm....okay...'
Me-'Don't worry mum, it's totally legal'

P.s. I realize that all my 'Eye candy' related quotes have been aimed towards WOMEN...My bad, next one is for the GUYS

P.P.S. What do you think? Which movie is better- Inception? Or  Now You See Me?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde

Eye candy- short post

Hey guys,

I've got some great eye candy for you. Your welcome...Enjoy!

drew van acker


hugh jackman



andrew garfield



Chad Michael Murray

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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You already know something you don't even know that you know. Dr. Milton Erickson-
coolfunnyquotes

1000 Page Views!!!

Hey guys,

I just checked, and I have 1000 page views! Thanks guys I really  appreciate it, and for those of you who don't think that this is a big number, oh well! It's a really big achievement to me.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous-coolfunnyquotes

Foods I HATE

Hey guys,

I'm guessing (judging by the title) that you already know what this post is going to be about....Foods I hate! How d'you guess? Shall I cut to the chase? Yeah, I thought so too. Oh my gosh! I am so annoying. Forgive me.

• Bananas
• oysters
• sushi
• tofu
• celery
• marmite (which I've never tasted)
• fish
• avocado
• all meat & chicken (I'm a vegetarian)

And the list goes on and on. What foods do you hate? Let. Me. Know.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous- coolfunnyquotes 

Baking with my Mum

Hey guys,

Long time no post?... You betcha.
Well, yesterday my mum and I attempted to bake a banana cake- but things wen't really wrong. I think. We didn't use a recipe or anything like that, we kinda just went with what we saw. Ughhh, I used to hate bananas. Why are they so slimy? Hmmm.... My next post is most probably going to be about the foods I Hate.

Back to the  story...How are banana cakes supposed to come out? Because we put it in the oven for about hour (I think?) and when we took it out it was still soft and mushy in the middle. Someone PLEASE, for the love of all things baked, tell me how a banana cake is meant to turn out!

Anywhoo...Today your in luck because, although this post is short and sweet, I'm going to post four posts today.

The first one (which is the one you are currently reading) is gonna be at 4:30. Let the quotes commence!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous-coolfunnyquotes

FYI (Short)

Hey guys,

This is probably going to be the shortest post I ever write for you, I'm just basically saying that you should be looking forward to this weekend because I've got a whole bunch of posts coming your way- so look out. Actually I've got a lot of revision to do (B.O.R.I.N.G) IKR? I'll try my best to get them out before Monday.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous
-coolfunnyquotes

My Bad Habits

Hey guys,

I told you in my updated: Pet peeves post that I was going to make a post about my bad habits. The list is going to be quite small because I'm perfect (cue laughter) I'm joking- anywhoo here you go:

• Sleeping late
• Constantly eating snacks
• sucking my tongue
• skipping breakfast
• curling my toes
• eating in classes

Ha! that last one reminds me of the two times I ate an apple in maths. P.S. I never got caught.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton 

LOL- JB Boyfriend

Hey guys,

Today I was browsing facebook (as usual) and I came across this picture. L.M.A.O!

Thought I should share it. Enjoy!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'- coolfunnyquotes

WWE BA Star Campaign

Hey guys,

So, I was on Facebook and I found out that WWE wen't to my old school today. They will also be going back tomorrow and on Saturday. Soooo jealous of them because, believe it or not, I am fan. I'm just sitting at home watching my old friends in group pictures with them (The Bi show, Kofi Kingston and Santino Marela)

URRRHHHH!!!! Why couldn't they have come LAST YEAR? WHEN I WAS STILL IN THAT BLOOMIN SCHOOL?!!!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

Updated: Pet Peeves

Hey guys,

Oh my God. I feel like I haven't posted in years! I know you are tired of hearing that, it's becoming a really bad habit. Hmm... I might just base my next post on my habits...I'll think about it.

Anyway, this really annoying man that was standing next to me this morning made me realize that it was time to update you all on my pet peeves list. Alright, they are  in particular order. Bare in mind, this is an update- not a completely new list:

• Sneezing in public
• Coughing in public
• Pigeons
• Being falsely accused
• (Occasionally) Rain
• Speaking with your mouth full
• Chewing gum with your mouth open
• Excess chewing noises
• People who blow smoke in your face

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
Tennessee Williams 

Mona Lisa WARNING!!!! LONG POST

Hey guys,

WARNING!!!! LONG POST

yesterday the weirdest thing happened to me. I was walking with my friend Zoe and there were a crown of guys, so I decided to walk in the other direction,but as we were walking these two guys our age- coming from the direction we were heading in- approached us. Let me reenact the scene for you:

guy:  Hey, nice badges

(FYI I had on two blue peter badges)

me: what?

guy: Did anyone tell you you look like the Mona Lisa?

gorgeous! I can't describe it. You look just like the Mona Lisa, A masterpiece, you're really pretty...(etc. ect)

Can I have your number?

me: Sorry I don't have a phone...

Zoe: Oh yeah.... we were meant to go over there

(then we turn around and start walking in the other direction but he follows us)

guy: alright, let me walk you

me: no, we'e okay. but thanks

(we turn around and try and walk in the other direction)

guy: I know you don't have a phone, but can I have a hug?

and I'll leave you alone

me:okay

(I gave him a two second hug and he walks away)

This is by far the weirdest thin that has happened to me. Lol! even more awkward than when one of my guy friends said 'Your skinny, you could be a model'. Actually, that really got me thinking...

P.S. DON'T EVER, and I can't stress this enough, EVER!!! Talk to a STRANGER! REMEMBER STRANGER DANGER!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred A. Montapert