Saturday, 31 August 2013

Pretty Little Liars

Hey guys,

Believe it or not, I actually have to type out all the things I write on each post. Some people are probably reading this like 'Duh, it's your blog!' But I mean, all of the stuff that I repeat, like:

'Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you guys'

Yes, Yes. I know...I am more dedicated to blogging that you thought I was.
Moving on, that was not what this post was supposed to be about....
I can't remember what it was supposed to be about, but if I remember, I'm sure I will either update this post or make a new one soon. I am about to watch 'Family Weekend'. I'll tell you how it is when I have watched it.

I remember now. I feel so stupid though. I looked up at the title and I thought 'Oh yeah'. It's not that important, and some of you might not care, but I now officially love watching pretty little liars. I recommend it to all. But it's not for the impatient.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare 


Spring Breakers and other movies

Hey guys,

A few weeks ago, I watched the movie 'Spring Breakers'. As much as I love to give most movies a good review, I'm not sure about this one. You can tell that the quality of the camera used was really good and the acting/story-line was good, but I suggest that no-one under the age of ..........Just, I don't even know what to say. It's......You can make your mind up after you watch it.

Moving on, There are sooo many movies that I still really wan't to watch. Such as:

  • This Is The End
  • The Internship
  • Grown Up's 2
  • Despicable Me 2
  • Kick Ass 2
Etcetera , etcetera. (Call me crazy, but this is the first time in my whole life that I have written etc in its full form).

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you guys,

Pretending that we live doesn't make us alive.
Serj Tankian 

Is it that obvious that I'm B.O.R.E.D?

Hey guys,


Is it that obvious that I'm B.O.R.E.D? I've spent more time sitting on my but watching TV, than anything this summer. I bet I can officially start calling myself a couch potato.
On the plus side, I've been going jogging with my sister. I'm looking forward to breaking some records and winning some competitions this year. Wish me luck!

P.s. I can't believe that summer is almost over. It really sucks though. I mean, who wouldn't miss having no responsibilities for six+ weeks?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you guys,

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan 

Monday, 26 August 2013

follow-up on my post 'We're the Millers'

Hey guys,

So, this is just a follow-up on my post 'We're the Millers'. Okay, yesterday I watched the end of the movie and it wasn't that bad. To be honest, I would give it a three  star rating. I don't think it was anywhere near the best movie  I've ever watched. It's just a bit better than 'The Tooth Fairy 2' movie (the one without The Rock) .

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby 

Saturday, 24 August 2013

We're The Millers (Warning! Long post)

Hey guys,

I know. You don't have to say it.
I haven't been a good movie enthusiast. Sadly, I've been too busy to post a new blog-post everyday.
But luckily for you, I'm free. Right. Now.

This post is about a new movie called We're the millers. Thanks to google search I am able to provide you lucky, lucky people with part of what the movie is about. (read the blue). Haven't watched the movie or the trailer yet, so I can't give you any of my opinions. Sorry. HA! I know HOW VERY MUCH you all value my opinion (cue the applause).

Anywhoo the movie is 1hr 49min‎‎ lon - Rated 15‎‎ - Comedy‎‎ - English‎

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber - 
Cast: Jennifer AnistonEmma RobertsEd HelmsThomas LennonJason SudeikisMolly C. QuinnNick OffermanKathryn HahnWill Poulter

David Burke is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer moms, but no kids-after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier, Brad. In order to wipe the slate clean-and maintain a clean bill of health-David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbors, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the "Millers" are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Recycling should be compulsory...

Hey guys,

I've always thought that recycling should be compulsory.  No I haven't. Why am I lying? But recently I have started recycling bottles and paper. You should all do the same to be honest. I know, I know, I'm not trying to bore or lecture you all, but hey! If you want to be around for any longer, I suggest that you start trying.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel 

Which came first? Chicken or egg?

Hey guys,

I just randomly started to think about  'Which came first? Chicken or egg?'. And to be honest, I have no Idea. But it is a really good question, I can admit that much. But to be honest, I couldn't care less because I am a vegetarian and that's the last thing I want to think about.

Anywhoo, let's put on our serious faces. The holidays are coming to an end soon, so I might not post as much as I would like. Not that anyone reads my posts anyway. Ha! I almost had myself there. Of course they do.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill Cosby 

Monday, 19 August 2013

Continuation of previous Tongue Twister post

Hey guys,

This post is just a continuation of my previous Tongue Twister post. Enjoy!

Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?
Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?
If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witch 
then which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?

How many snacks could a snack stacker stack,
if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?

                                      No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

                                                           A canner exceedingly canny,
                                                   One morning remarked to his granny,
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can; can he?

                                How much squash could a sasquatch squish, 
                                if a sasquatch could squish squash?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain 

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Tongue Twisters! Brace yourself!

Hey guys,

These are something you all can participate in....Tongue Twisters!
Brace yourselves! This post is the longest one ever!
Good luck!

A flea and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee".
Said the flea, "Let us fly".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
                                                   but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

How many snacks could a snack stacker stack,
if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Bill Cosby

Video games and violent movies have a negative effect on children. Not

Hey guys,

I don't know about you, but I am a HUGEEEE fan of video games and computer games, especially ones like:

  • Call Of Duty
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Battlefield
  • UFC,Wrestling, fighting
  • James Bond
  • Need for speed
  • Commando type games
  • Real steal
etc, etc.

I also LOVE! Action movies such as...

  • Fast and Furious
  • James Bond
  • The Avengers
  • The matrix
  • Inception
  • Die Hard
  • Taken

BTW, I am not someone who stays at home in my basement, because believe it or not, but I do have a life! And I don't have a basement.

Anywhoo, I don't think they have a negative affect on me. I mean sure, sometimes I get annoyed easily. But who doesn't? That's a human error that everybody has. I don't think every little thing should be blamed on media, but the amount of violence in some stuff if kind of scary. I mean, someone sat in their house and thought of these stuff......

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 

Thursday, 15 August 2013


Hey guys,

My name is Jessica, and I'm addicted to cheese.

Cheese obsession is one of the greatest world-wide addictions. There is no cure. Scientist come from near and far, bringing medicines and remedies, but failing miserably to cure this addiction. Please send £3 a month, to try and cure these people...............Do they have a cheese rehab?

Alright, I was lying about the sending £3 joke, especially to those who are very slow, and are still trying to figure out what on earth I am talking about. But on a more serious note, I am serious! I love every edible food that has cheese in it! My mum made me lasagne once, and I added more cheese to  the finished dish. I love pizza, spaghetti and cheese, pasta and cheese, lasagne with extra cheese, before I became a Vegetarian, I LOVED cheese burgers! I also love cheese doritos, macaroni and cheese, jacket potato and cheese, bread and cheese, cheesy bread, cheese pies, cheesy biscuits ect ect

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
Hmm...HMM... Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby 

Monday, 12 August 2013

Twitter: I hate when people unfollow me

Hey guys,

It's me again! (I mean, who else would it be?! This is MY Blogger account).

Anywhoo, I just wanted to rant to anyone that reads this.

So, I log into twitter, casually checking how many followers I have, (feeling cool because the last time I checked it was a decent amount) then I see that I have now got 3 less followers...
'I HATE WHEN PEOPLE UNFOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! It's the most annoying thing ever!'

I mean, I follow people who follow me (#TeamFollowBack) and then they have the nerve to unfollow me? Urggg!!! If I was one of those people who had thousands of followers on twitter, I'd just be like
'Who cares?' But I'm not. I've only got 325 followers now. (Hey, it may seem small, but it means a lot) and people think it's okay to just unfollow you, after all the work you put into making your posts interesting? But thank goodness for because you can check who has followed you and un-followed on twitter and Follow/ Un-follow them back

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett 

How my conversations with random people normally go

Hey guys,

'So, hows life been?...............Erm.............Yh............So....'

That is how my conversations with random people normally go, unless we have something really cool in common. I know, I'm AWKWARD, but hey! If the world didn't have a mixture of talkers and listeners, we would all go mad!- Talk about noise pollution!

I'm going to keep this post short and sweet. Not because I have nothing else to say, but because I hate when I have go keep scrolling down pages to finish reading someone's post!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Thorpe Park

Hey guys,

Today's post is coming from Thorpe! I know right?! Exciting....No wait....
Yesterday I went to Thorpe Park with my sisters....
It was really fun and it was my first time going.

And before you ask..No! I did not go on Saw, Stealth, The Swarm or Nemesis Inferno...
I know, I know. How could you go to Thorpe Park and not go on any of those rides....?
Well unfortunately, my fear of death and injuries, just happens to be stronger than my will to ride those too bad.

Anywhoo, I did go on Rush, Zodiac, Samurai, Flying Fish, Storm in a Teacup, Tidal Wave, X, Logger's Leap, Rumba Rapids, Storm Surge, aannddd......(Drumroollll Please!!)............Colossus!!....I'm just kidding, there is no way I would go on colossus!

And for those of you who think that Rush is not a scary enough ride, there must be something seriously wrong with you! The group of people who went before me would agree. They had a little accident..

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger 

Monday, 5 August 2013

Book Series You Should Read

Hey guys,

If your like me, and your one of those people who finish a really good book or series then have no idea what to read next.... Stop reading! I'm joking. I am a total book worm- which means that your in luck. And I'm pretty sure that I have a solution to your problem. Below, is a list of really good Series that I have read....And yes, I have ranked them from 1-7. 1 being the best and 7 being good. I have read No bad books. That's a lie because I have. Let me correct that, I can't remember the last bad book I read. Anywho, here's the list:

  1. The Gone series
  2. I am Number Four series
  3. The City Of Bones series
  4. Harry Potter series
  5. The Hunger Games series
  6. Cherub series
  7. Twilight series
Hope it helps you!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams 

Friday, 2 August 2013

Sleep Deprivation

Hey guys,

So, I'm trying out an experiment. Sound exciting?!
I've started to test how many hours/days I can survive without sleeping.
I bet most of you are wondering...WHY?

It all started...I can't remember when it started, but I can't seem to fall asleep EVER!
And I don't know why. I mean, I could stay up for two days (watching the sun set and sun rise) and still be able to run a marathon! Any ideas?

I've been going 32 hours without sleep so far! But I am aiming for a week. Wish me luck!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck