Teachers

Hey guys,

School has only been open for four days and so many interesting things have happened. First off, our computer science teacher quit. At first, all of the other teachers tried to cover up for him and say that he quit because of "Family Issues"- that was an obvious lie. The truth is (this was confirmed today) that he couldn't handle the stress of teaching us and that he wasn't feeling well. I'm not really shocked though, the students at this school can sometimes make it really hard to teach. I probably would have quit too, but not this close to our GCSE exams. That was really selfish of him- Just my opinion.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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It's not the teaching, it's the learning.

Sly Stone

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It's not the teaching, it's the learning.

Sly Stone

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It's not the teaching, it's the learning.

Sly Stone

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It's not the teaching, it's the learning.

Sly Stone

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Its not the teaching, It's the learning -Sly Stone

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Lily Tomlin

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Scary women in X Factor

McDonalds

McDonald Drive thru raps

Hey guys,

I am soo bored I could literally figuratively pluck my eyes out. I have nothing else to do right now but roam YouTube. I managed to stumble across a few viral videos of people rapping their McDonalds orders in the drive thru and they got their order for free. I find this soo cool, I really want to try it out (I probably wont because I'm a chicken but it's worth a thought).

Check out some of the videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWkK7JJk3Bc

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.

Brandy Norwood

I'm sorry... #2

I don't speak... #3

The Last Of Us Game

Hey guys,

It's very rare that you play a video game and get so emotionally involved that you feel empty when you've completed it (don't worry, I have a life). The title might be a big giveaway, but I am talking about The Last Of Us. For those of you who haven't played it or bought it yet- should, because it is that good (the overall game is not amazing, but it is really good).

On the other hand, the graphics in this game is amazing, which is both a good and bad thing. It's good because it makes the gameplay a thousand times more entertaining. It feels like you are actually in the game. The flowing water, the animals, the roads, buildings all the way to the tiny nose hairs are on point. The bad thing about amazing graphics is that there are some scenes where you have to kill human beings, so the more realistic the graphics are, the more you actually feel like your killing someone. You see the problem with that right? We wouldn't want to be celebrating after using a shiv on someone, would we?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Ellie: That girl is so skinny... I thought you had plenty of food in your time.

Joel: We did. Some just chose not to eat it.

Ellie: Why the hell not?

Joel: For looks.

Ellie: Pffft, that's stupid.

Pet peeves: Update

Hey guys,

As life drags on, you naturally tend to categorize yourself into one of two major groups of society. Group one loves the world and everyone in it and is almost always full of rainbows and bubbles, whereas Group two tends to get more and more agitated by the pesky little things that people do. Although I made up both of the categories, I'm in neither one if them. I'm part of the unique specimen of people who are genuinely kind, thoughtful people, but when in a bad mood...I don't know how I appear to be in a bad mood, perhaps a tad bit female-doggish?
You have to ask those who often annoy me. Anyway, here are a list of the things that you should avoid doing when you are around me:

People sneezing in public

People coughing in public

When people go into my room and move my stuff

People who don't cover their mouth while yawning

Pigeons

Blowing your nose in public

bugs

When people breathe on me

Being falsely accused of something

(Occasionally) Rain

slugs

Speaking with your mouth full

Chewing gum with your mouth open

Excess chewing noises

Buzzing (made by Bees and Flys)

Drivers who don't use a turn signal. (when you're trying to cross the road)

Accidentally kicking Things In the Dark

Lagging TV/Videos

When the people Behind you kick your chair

Feeling Gum Under the Desk

People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or reading a book.

People who sit next to you on public transportation when there are other seats available

People who prolong class by asking stupid questions. 

Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"... 

When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup is empty

People who chew with their mouth open

Girls who insist on sitting with their legs open

People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there

When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it 

People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing

Dirty dishes in the sink

When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular

People who clear their throats in a disgusting way 

People that pop and smack their chewing gum 

People who spit on the sidewalk

When people leave the cap off the toothpaste

Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus

People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom

When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it

People who spit on the street

I don't speak... #2

Major dissapointment

Hey guys,

I know, I know three Spiderman posts in three days... What am I thinking? But this one is different, I promise. As girly as this may sound, please don't hold this against me, I was kind of looking forward to the shirtless scene. Not because I like Andrew Garfield, but because when a movie stars a young (attractive) male, you can always expect there to be a shirtless scene. This is just a heads up to any girls that are crazy in love love with him, Andrew Garfield's shirtless scene sucks. He might as well have kept his shirt on (no offense to him or anything), it wouldn't have made a difference. The lack of muscle definition (oh come on, like you didn't want to see a little muscle action) was disappointing.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Spider-Man has always been a symbol of goodness and doing the right thing and looking after your fellow man.

Andrew Garfield

I'm sorry... #1

Update: The Amazing Spiderman 2 3D

Hey guys,

As you should already know, because I mentioned it in my last post, today I wen't to the movies to watch The Amazing Spiderman 2 in 3D. Do you remember the post I made when I watched Fast and Furious 6 or Now You See Me? Remember how mind blown I claimed that I was? I must have been mistaken because this movie was a thousand times better.

I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to movies, I am probably one of the most expressive movie critiques I know, just ask anyone who knows me and has ever watched a movie with me. If I think a movie sucks, I will feel free to share it- but this movie was awesome. Two and a half hours of my life not gone to waste, believe me. I couldn't help but fall in love (figuratively speaking) with each character especially Jami Fox. I say this risking the fact that I might sound like a little girl, but the character he portrayed was soo cute! I literally started reaching into the screen to give him a hug. I might sound sad, but when you watch the movie you will understand exactly what I am talking about.
Believe it or not, I cried sometime during the end of the movie (the scene with the little boy and the rhino guy). My friends won't stop teasing because apparently out of all the scenes I could have cried at, I cried at one of the happiest scenes in the movie.

If you're reading this and you haven't watched the movie yet, I suggest that you stop because there might be a spoiler alert or two.

Alright. Whoever who wrote the script for the movie is both awesome and cruel. I cannot believe the way they killed her off. They gave us hope that she was still alive, then ripped it right from under us. Unbelievable. Oh, and the new villain they introduced is laughable. Who is silly enough to try and destroy the city when they are dressed up like a giant Rhino?

 Anyway, I think that's all I'm going to say, because I know some of you are still reading on despite my warning of a spoiler. I wouldn't to spoil the movie for you- It's just that good.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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As an adolescent, Spider-Man was what got me through tough times in terms of being a skinny kid.

Andrew Garfield

I don't speak... #1

...Wow

Hey guys,

I really don't know what to say.....
I'm a food lover, but even I have never felt this way before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tbCj9Wn92E

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

The Amazing Spiderman 2

Hey guys,

I am taking a break from all of my studying ...today? I guess it technically is today since it is 1:52am. Why am I up so late? I haven't decided if I am :

• Weird,
• A vampire,
• Or have insomnia

It's probably because I'm weird, I don't know.

Anyway, back to the main topic. Spiderman 2. I am a love Marvel. If you didn't already know, I don't blame you, I don't talk about it a lot. Today, I'm going out to the movies with two of my mates to watch Spiderman 2 in 3D. I can't wait. I've seen the trailer and it looks really good, especially the special effects. Here is the link (to the trailer) for those of you who haven't seen it yet. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R06RLNWmMcs

Watch it. Enjoy it. I haven't even watched the movie yet, but judging by the trailer, I'd probably give the movie 4 and a half stars. The cast looks pretty good too, Andrew Garfield, Jamie Fox, Emma Stone and Dane Deehan.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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“With great hotness comes great responsibility.” 
― Alyxandra Harvey, Out for Blood

Ahhhh...

Parents

Hey guys,

Parents have way too much control over children. actually, it's more like a dictatorship. For example, yesterday I was supposed to meet my friends at 12pm, so I planned on leaving my house half an hour before -but i didn't because my mum decided to wait until i was fully dressed and practically out of the door to tell me that I couldn't go. Why? Lord knows. 

Anyway, I managed to persuade her to let me go and I got there twenty minutes late. To be honest, I was considering going even though she told me not to, but i'm not crazy (honestly, I don't know how other kids do it)

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous

Mans best friend

Hey guys,

Whoever said that a dog was mans best friend lied. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but mans true best friend is definately procrastination. Its currently 3:30am and I've been awake since eight in the morning last night and the only time I've left the comfort of my bed was to make toast (the only food I ate yesterday).
You would have thought that I would have gotten soo much work done in that time frame, but knowing me, I just lay down in bed and read this really REALLY Cliche book on wattpad.
I don't even know why I read this book to the end, i already knew what was going to happen, it was that obvious. The book was about a girl who was in love with her best friend (who is a guy, just saying)  ...Need I say more?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Don Rickles

Students who just want to LEARN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2dfeVgulAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-TUzEp9lXs

Awkward moments #16

When the teachers are away...

Hey guys,

Students turn into miniature beasts when they have a supply teacher. I just love to sit back and watch the drama whilst the supply teacher runs around like a headless chicken. Today my point was proven. Apparently (I wasn't there) some girls got into a fight during Science.This story will get really complicated if I don't name the characters so I'm going to give them fake names. For now, they will be called  Kelly, Jan and Sammy.

What I heard happened, in a nutshell, is:

Jan was sitting down going on and on about how she hates when people talk bad about her. Then Sammy spoke up and said 'Why are you talking? when you know you talk bad about people all the time' after she said this, Jan started getting all defensive and started saying 'no I don't, no I don't'. Then Sammy started to get irritated because she knew that Jan was lying, then she said 'Yes you do, stop lying'. Yada,yada then Sammy said 'Then why were you talking bad about Kelly in art?'. Jan just kept on denying it (Kelly and Sammy are very close friends) so Kelly gets involved and they basically (to my understanding and imagination) verbally slaughter Jan (I'm just guessing, knowing how all three people behave).

And somewhere along the argument Jan shoves a table in the direction of another two girls and resulting in her starting an argument with them too.

Now, imagine everything I've just described, but with screaming teanage girls and a clueless supply teacher. Had I been there, lord knows how I would have reacted to the drama. I would probably have been frozen in shock (and maybe a smidge of excitement).

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Mahatma Gandhi

Grr!!!

Hey guys,

I am beyond angry. I just finished writing a whole page about recent events on the Blogger app I downloaded on my phone and it automatically erased itself. I thought the whole idea of having an app for this would be to make posting easier, I guess not.

Hah believe me or not, it took me ten minutes to type up so bear with me whilst I re-type it.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

It's funny to be a critic.

Leslie Fiedler