I don't speak... #5

I'm sorry... #6

Worst day of my life

Hey guys,

Heads up: I am usually not as bad as this post may make me out to be 

It's official. last Friday was the worst day of my life and I'm not even being melodramatic. It started off in the morning. I was helping my friend revise for her GCSE French speaking exam (which I was also supposed to have that day, but i'll talk about that later). I didn't even know it at the time, but apparently I was rocking my chair on only two of its four legs so my teacher because she's such a nice, caring person thought that it would be funny to violently slam my chair back down onto all four legs. When she did, I was thrown off my chair and landed ass first on the ground, my head only a centimeter away from smashing into the corner of the table. I don't know whether I was more angry or embarrassed, but i was battling whether or not to express my anger by giving her a choice of colorful words. I didn't. I just got back up and said I was fine, although in my head, i handled the scenario a lot differently (similar to the lunch scene in mean girls).

That was strike one. 

The next strike occurred in period 3 and 4. Double French.

Basically everyone was supposed to be taking a GCSE French oral exam, but about 60% of the students in my class claimed that they were not ready to take the exam, so miss said that they could take it after half term. Our teacher wan't in the class so we had a supply teacher. Those who were doing the exam revised, the others just read books. I was one of the people revising (briefly), but halfway through the lesson, I thought, you know- because everyone else was doing their own thing, that it would be okay to play cards with three of my friends. It turns out that I was wrong. Out of nowhere this Spanish teacher walks in ten minutes before the lesson ends and goes 'what are you doing? put those away! shouldn't you be revising?' I replied saying 'we did revise, but we aren't doing the exam today'. I though that was it, but nooo. This woman (I am trying my best to say this calmly and color free) decided to blow this whole thing out of proportion and she went to tell my french teacher that we had been messing around and playing cards for the whole lesson. What the hell?! After I told that we revised. Later on, my french teacher bursts into my class, where I'm hanging out with my friends, all red faced and angry, yelling 'Jessica! In my office now!' As if she owns her own office. She shares with five other language teachers. Anyway, when I got into the office, she continues shouting, then said that I, along with the students I played cards with, had to come back to school during the holiday, to take the exam. How annoying. I had already made plans to go and watch Bad neighbors.

Strike three wasn't that bad. I received a detention in English because I forgot to bring my English book into school (for the first time since September). Does that make any sense to you? A student forgets their book for the first time in about eight months, and they get a detention for it.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

I just created a book on wattpad

Hey guys,

Yesterday (instead of revising) I created the first chapter to my first book on wattpad. I'm not sure if it sucks or not, it's up to you to decide... tell me what you think about it soo far

http://w.tt/1mP53By

Update: this book is no longer up on wattpad

That one Friend

Much ado about life

Hey guys,

I am starting to feel the pressure of my GCSEs now. In four days I have my first science GCSE exam, it's biology. Wish me luck. The most annoying thing is that all of my other teachers couldn't care less. They still give us heaps of homework and when we say "aww, but we have GCSE exams next week, we need to use all of our time to to revise" they just look over at us and say "so.. it's not my problem" and continue distributing the homework. It's times like this that make me realize that there is no such thing as a favorite teacher. At the end of the day, they all end up annoying you in some way.

I just spent the last two days running around my house looking for my biology revision notes, and it turns out that i had it right next to me the whole time. what is wrong with me? the hours of revision I just missed out on is unbelievable. I think I need to go M.I.A until July.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

I'm sorry... #4

Me (In a nutshell)

Hey guys,

Just thought that I'd give you a.. I don't know, an overall description of myself?

1. First name: Jessica
2. Gender: Female
3. Birthday: 12th March
4. Age: 15
5. Personality: Competitive, Funny, Sporty, 95% open minded
6. Star Sign: Pisces (don't believe in star signs) 
7. Family: Mum, Dad, youngest of 4 girls
8. Favorite Color: Red ('til the day I die)
9. Number of Best Friends: 3
10. Favorite Song(s):   Greenday: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams                                                                                            Imagine Dragons: Radioactive                                                                                 
11. Favorite Electrical Gadget(s): Laptop, Mobile Phone, PS3
12. Favorite subject(s): Art, English, Science
13. Favorite animal: Dogs
14. Hobbies: LIFE
15. Favorite Holiday (so far): Trip to Thailand
16. Favorite Food: Most Cheese based foods

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

Personal space

Hey guys,

If there is one thing you that learn in school, it's that there is no such thing as personal space. Teachers (and) students just fail to understand that when someone moves away from you when your body is mere inches away from theirs. For example, there is this computer science teacher of mine and he gets soo up close and personal. Before you say anything, it's not in a pervy way, it's just when you ask him how to code something and he stands above where you are sitting and is breathing heavily on our backs. It doesn't help that his breath always smells like a cruel combination of onion, tuna and eggs.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Rodney Dangerfield

That Awkward Moment Movie

Hey guys,

I finally watched That Awkward Moment last Saturday. It was a good movie.. I guess. Noting special really, unless you are a uber Zac Efron fan and you love every movie he does anyway. It wasn't the best movie I have ever watched, but it's also not the worse (the tooth fairy 2). To be honest, I don't really have an opinion on the movie, I was just really bored. I had high hopes for the movie, but... meh. I'd give it a three star rating.

This post isn't really about the movie (clearly I wasn't impressed) it was just to say that I have got GCSE Science exams for the next two weeks, so I might not get the chance to post (not that I've been posting that much recently).

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Hmm...HMM..

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't speak... #4

I'm sorry... #3