...........Whaaat?

Hey guys,

Long time, no post....(cue applause)
Sorry I haven't been posting consistently, but life is busy. Very busy.  

Here's a joke to break the ice

Knock knock. 
Who's there? 
Cows go. 
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo!

On a more serious note, I hate when people type like this:

1. Watz up
2. YOLO
3. Skeen
4. Chillaxing
5. Klutz

It makes me scream SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!

at my computer screen

And, because they can't see me, I just type:

Hey :D

Anywaaayyy, I have another quote for you all,

Hmmm...HMM...

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby