Hey guys,
There's no better way to start off the new year, than making an updated Pet Peeves list. I know my previous lists were slightly long, but one of my resolutions was to be more patient and be nicer to people, so I expected my list to decrease. I was wrong. My list is fuller than ever and thriving.
Oh, and is it just me, or is it harder to be nice to people than being sarcastic and snarky?
Below, I present my new and improved pet peeves list:
People sneezing in public
People coughing in public
When people go into my room and move my stuff
People who don't cover their mouth while yawning
Pigeons
Blowing your nose in public
When people breathe on me
Being falsely accused of something
(Occasionally) Rain
Speaking with your mouth full
Chewing gum with your mouth open
Excess chewing noises
Buzzing (made by Bees and Flys)
Drivers who don't use a turn signal. (when you're trying to cross the road)
Accidentally kicking Things In the Dark
Lagging TV/Videos
When the people Behind you kick your chair
Feeling Gum Under the Desk
People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or reading a book.
People who sit next to you on public transportation when there are other seats available
People who prolong class by asking stupid questions.
Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"...
When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup is empty
People who chew with their mouth open
Girls who insist on sitting with their legs open
People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing
Dirty dishes in the sink
When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular
People who clear their throats in a disgusting way
People that pop and smack their chewing gum
People who spit on the sidewalk
When people leave the cap off the toothpaste
Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus
People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom
When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it
People who spit when they talk
Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
Hmm...HMM..
“I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”
― Whoopi Goldberg
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